The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
I guess the clip speaks for itself. Happy viewing.
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
I guess the clip speaks for itself. Happy viewing.
This was sent to me by Yee June. Just when I wanted to visit Penang something like this pops up.
American teen wakes to find man fondling him
PENANG: A teenage American lifeguard had a shock when he woke up to find a man fondling his private parts in a budget hotel on Chulia Street here.
The 18-year-old was drunk when he approached the man, in his 40s, to ask for directions to his hotel, and was invited to stay over in the man’s room at about 1am on Sunday.
The teenager accepted the man’s invitation upon being told that his hotel was quite far away. The latter then led him into his room where they spent the night.
At about 9am, the victim woke up to find the man’s hand down his boxer shorts. The latter threatened to tell the police that the victim was the one who broke into his room.
He ignored the man’s threat and went to a nearby police station to make a report. The suspect was arrested three hours later at the hotel where he was working as a receptionist.
CCTV footage showing the suspect leading the victim, who works as a lifeguard in Phuket, Thailand, by the hand into his room had been handed over to the police.
A police spokesman said a remand order to detain the suspect for seven days was obtained yesterday, and that the case had been classified as an act of gross indecency under Section 377D of the Penal Code.
(Ref: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/2/13/nation/16862511&sec=nation)
Be careful, it’s a dangerous world out there.
Ah! Valentine’s Day is here once again…
1st thing that comes to mind, would be…of course your Valentine.
Apart from the much needed bouquet of roses and that expensive candle-light dinner, a gift too is much needed. Before I get carried away with gifts, lets shed the limelight on roses.
The Meaning of Roses
Believe it or not, there lies a meaning behind each lovely stem of rose. You wouldn’t want your friend thinking she was the love of your life just because you didn’t understand the meaning of roses. Girls pay much attention to detail so read up before you get stood up.
What about black roses? Do they exist and, if so, what is the meaning? While no jet-black rose exists, there are some of such a deep red as to suggest black. E.g., Rosa ‘Black Magic.’ Alternatively, some florists dry fresh roses and dye them black. And the meaning? There is some disagreement on this point. Many say black represents death and can thus be used as a symbol to express vengeance towards a foe. But others interpret that more liberally, suggesting as a meaning for black roses the death of old habits, thus signaling rebirth.
Unless you’re a "Goth" or are trying to be funny, I’d stay away from sending black roses: the interpretation is too iffy. But the formula listed above will work for the other colors.
(Ref:http://landscaping.about.com/cs/rosebushes/a/rose_colors.htm)
Meaning of Number of Roses:
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(Ref:http://www.loveletterbox.com/meaning_of_roses.htm)
During Valentine’s Day the previous year, Kuala Lumpur was swept by a storm of couple’s attire. You name it, anything from cute bunny t-shirts to formal couple’s working attire could be found. I’m guessing this year should be no different either.
A sporty couple should consider this…Girls, if you ever want to score some points with your man and show that you can accept his world, this is the outfit for you. I present to you, the couple’s football jerseys.
Like any other Valentine’s Day, gifts are super important. Guys, if you didn’t know this, receiving Valentines gifts in front of all her peers is a huge ego boost for a girl. She may look shy on the outside but deep down…the more the merrier! Even that girl who turns down your gift in front of all her peers, that’s an ego boost for her too. It means that she has reached a state where she doesn’t need any gifts from that person in particular to boost her ego. At that moment I assure you it is at an all time high. Then there’s that girl who flirts with all the guys to get many gifts on Valentine’s Day. That’s just cruel.
Anyway, back to the gifts. For me, something unique is always what captivates the heart. This year i personally think that a love heart blood parrot would be the perfect gift. For those of you who don’t know, the blood parrot is a fish, not a bird. It’s a hybrid from Taiwan that would easily steal the heart of your Valentine.
The Unique characteristic of the blood parrot is that you can get it in almost any colour you want. This this achieved through dye of course. The dye does shorten the life span of the fish however the vivid colours produced are stunning.
The variety of blood parrot best suited for Valentine’s Day is the purple love heart blood parrot. Having no tail, this unique fish has a body that is love-shaped. With a deep red hue that even puts roses to shame, this is indeed the perfect Valentine.
Valentine’s Day will not be a day to pinch pennies. Although it may burn a hole in your pocket, it’s worth every cent. Just thank God you’re not treating your girl to that extravagant meal of a lifetime in Bangkok, Thailand. Yea, it’s a meal of a lifetime alright, the meal of your lifetime. After you’re done footing the bill, it will be the end of your lifetime. With the bill setting you back $25000 per person, I’m sure you would rather spend Valentine’s alone.
Cupid’s arrows will cost a little more this year, according to statistics, the average lovestruck consumer will spend $120 this year, an increase from $101 the previous year. The Valentine business is a billion dollar industry. In the US alone, a total of 16.9 billion US dollars will be spent this year on Valentine’s. A hint for the ladies out there, the average man spends twice as much as the average woman on Valentines day. With the essential flowers topping the to-buy-list( 58.3 percent), candy and jewelry follow closely in second and third place with 42.9 and 27.6 percent respectively. It’s shocking to find out that Hershey’s selling 1.5 billion of it’s famed Kisses on Valentine’s day alone. Wow, now that’s a lot of kisses.
Once again, Friendster deleted my entire post!~ Don’t know if I’ll remember my entire entry but I’ll try to retype it again. Word by word. Here goes nothing…
Singapore - A FINE country. Fine being…
a) $500 bucks for Eating or Drinking on the train, bus or even in the train station.
b) $5000 bucks for Smoking in the train, bus or train station.
c) $10 bucks for every overdued parking ticket. (Here I was complaining about 50 cents and 70 cents worth of parking tickets.)
I know it’s relatively easy for the Singaporean Government to add zeros(50, 500, 5000) while making those signs but 500 bucks for eating?
There are those occasional announcements/warnings that come right after you’ve popped that Mars bar or had a sip of that refreshingly thirst quenching Cola in the comfort of the train station or bus. But what’s a foreigner to do? Didn’t know at the time.
Singapore really is tight on security…around 50 CCTVs watching your every move at every train station. They say it’s for your safety. I say they just want to zoom in for a close up just when you’re digging that booger out of your nose.
50 surveillance cameras for your safety. I was there wondering why there wasn’t one less for my privacy. I bet there were even cameras installed in the jungle at Night Safari. Safety maybe. Don’t want people hugging the Orang Utans I guess.
Even at Sim Lin Square ( The place to go to for tech stuff- It’s either this place or Funan) hidden cameras are sold by the dozens. Tiny ones the size of a 50 cent coin, only an inch thick. You know…those you find right beside your television set when you’re staying at Hilton.
That got me thinking when I entered the men’s room at Vivo City. It was spotless. Imagine a public toilet that even puts Sarawak Club’s to shame. That’s what it looked like. The air was filled with soft soothing classical music just like the tunes you hear on board Malaysian Airlines. Not those raunchy pulsating beats you hear on Hitz.fm. You wouldn’t want to hear that while you’re visiting the can. Anyway. No photos of the toilet because while I was in there, I came to a conclusion that the only way they could have made that place spotless was with the help of an extra eye here and there. It was either that or a very good cleaning service. I wasn’t going to take any chances. That just puts Kuching’s public toilets to shame, there’s no need for any public toilet awards. It just shameful.
Besides the countless surveillance cameras, there are also plain-clothed officials located at all the major tourist sites just to catch those who dare defy the law.
While walking along the beach at midnight, I was told that not long ago, there was a coolie (unskilled laborer). This coolie was brought in to help with some construction on the beach. The beach was serene spot, with a row of swaying coconut trees gracing it’s shore. Well, back to the coolie. This coolie was sent to jail for 2 weeks. "Why?" I asked. One hot day, this coolie was caught quenching his thirst with a coconut. Not just any coconut! One of the coconuts that came from one of the trees that graced that very shore. "Now, why not just pay the FINE?" I asked. Well, the FINE was 200 Singaporean dollars. I’m guessing far more than what he earned in an entire month. I’m also guessing that if the public toilets in Singapore looked that good, there should be cable tv in prison. Come to think of it, I think our prisons would be cleaner than our public toilets.
As I was listening to this story, I couldn’t help wondering why there wasn’t anyone out to catch that couple making out on the bench in a dark corner of the dimly lit beach. Maybe the surveillance cameras were taking care of that.
Since it’s story time. Here’s another story. There was once a man, who decided to spend his holiday in Singapore. Singapore, being an Island country, surrounded by the sea would serve as an ideal location the soak up the sun. As any sun worshiper would, the man headed for the beach. Not knowing that it was AGAINST the law to swim in nothing but your birthday suit, the man ventured into the ocean for some skinny dipping, only to be caught. Of course any man would want some dignity in his capture. So this man stood naked several metres from shore in the open sea as officials beckoned him to come ashore. I’m guessing a crowd was there and the man was also a little shy. This battle raged on for hours. Finally the officials came to a conclusion that their calls landed on deaf ears. It took a small army of man and boats to surround the naked man from all corners and drag him off the beach. Now I’m guessing its an interesting experience for tourists, you get a swim, a tan and you get your naked physique featured in the morning paper(with the occasional censored parts for privacy of course).
The Singapore government is strict when it comes to the beach. Years ago, a couple (I won’t mention who) went to the beach for a date. They sat on a precarious position on top of a huge rock. The rock faced the sea with moderate waves crashing softly against it. Being the romantic gentleman, the man brought along two cups of coffee, hoping for some heart to heart talk. Suddenly the woman lost her grip and fell, luckily to be saved by the man. The two quickly left that spot only to be sentenced to community service. Although they couple left the spot, the two cups of coffee were left behind. The moral of the story is, in Singapore it’s more important to always throw away your coffee.
I always wondered why Singapore would dare to claim to be one of the safest countries. Here’s why…
A police car? Not just any police car. A Mitsubishi Lancer. I’m sorry I couldn’t get a picture of the Toyota Hilux that they also use as police cars. It’s just so disappointing when I mention the Kancils we use as police cars. The only car that a Kancil would catch is a Bumper car. There’s no use running from the Law in Singapore, Singapore’s a small place, you’ll easily be cornered, booked and served!~ Happy Holiday!~
P.S. The naked man and the coolie was not me.
I just got back from my almost half a month’s stay in Singapore. I must say, spending some time in another country, soaking up the glamour of city life does give you a new perspective on life, it makes you appreciate what you have more, and crave what you don’t have even more.
Having being confined to the everyday norms of Kuching life for quite some time, it felt great being able to enjoy so-called freedom for just that brief moment. A brief moment of pleasure before the contraints/duty of being a student beckoned my return.
Although Singapore was far from being uncharted territory, it was still something I would compare to as a land of wonders, as this time I was there ALONE. Hehe!~ There are many things you can do and see when you’re alone. =P
Now I know what you’re thinking, why on earth would anyone go to such a place alone? Honestly, true freedom only comes in solitude, you don’t have to be tied down by the demands of others. You’re there, doing it your way.
Ok!~ Enough of this, lets go on to the juicy part.